What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:01
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?